Note: So, I have been MIA here for the past week or two, but I have been writing. So this is part of a series I'm playing around with- language. These lines are mostly filler, until I go on my next adventure.
Language has always been a fascination of mine. This can expand
from non-verbal to verbal communication and all the way to languages and dialect.
In unpacking my boxes, I realized I have a schizophrenic (or just ADHD)
consumption of languages. In the first picture you can see 5 languages represented- Latin,
Spanish, German, Tibetan, and Hindi.
In this second picture, you can see workbooks for several
languages as well. Do you think I can read or speak any of these languages? Not
really. At one point my German was good enough to order and provide bare
communication while in Germany. I taught myself German through books and audio
tapes. In undergraduate, I was taking Spanish because they only offered Spanish
and French and I took 2 years of Spanish in high school- let logic take you to
the conclusion.
It is important to understand that I was taking Spanish, but
teaching myself German simultaneously for this story.
I was touring Europe and ended up in Zweibrüken. This is a small
town in West Germany, near Saarbrüken. I had been ordering food and saying
simple things in German at this time- feeling confident in my spoken German.
After getting a room, I went to the bathroom
and the light broke. Full of pride and confidence, I strolled to the front
office. In this small town, I’ll speak their language and show them that not
all Americans are mono-linguist idiots. To a group of three Germans having a
conversation, I started, “Das licht kaput en . . . el baño.” Laughter ensued. I
was embarrassed. Of course, immediately, I remembered it was “bathezimmer” not
“el baño,” but by then it was too late.
I have a knack of allowing my pomposity to be followed by
foolishness.
We will stop there for now.
Until I ramble on again . . .
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